It drifted into my mind, on this fine Saturday afternoon, following a jaunt into Worksop town centre. The 'it' I am referring to concerns the worrying amount of Worksop 'chav' nightspots that are are titled with all the orthographical flair of a five year old. (Ikon, Mavrix, Xcetra)

Why do they cease to be spelled correctly? I believe I have the answer. A dyslexic network of nightclub owners, spurned from the cities due to their obnoxious spelling habits, have descended upon our town and opened a range of appallingly spelt pubs and nightclubs. This has to stop. There must be a charity to help victims of this sort of thing.

Over and out.

M.C Grammar