A Desperate Woman's Guide to Escapology Two middle aged women try to escape to a new life. Comedy not tragedy.
 
A Desperate Woman's Guide to Escapology 1

I shouldn’t have ignored my instincts; newly acquired face fluff of the designer kind is usually an indication of a woman in the picture. (She’s misguided on the face fluff issue as well as being in the way.)

I am not sure that the prospect of an occasional oasis with a new man is worth the agony of waiting for a reply. I feel sorry for the young ones who are doing this kind of thing regularly but the game isn’t any easier after more than twenty years on the bench. Bench not shelf, years spent making up my mind it was the wrong man and that I’ve blundered into the wrong life.

 

Meanwhile at the socialist republic of Mestweston Avenue my comrade seeker after a life continues to stack her house with lodgers up to the rafters. (Not literally, it’s an extended bungalow in deepest Dene and my friend roosts in the loft.)   Out in the garden the climate warrior has brought her rabble army back to the garden shed (with all mod cons) to recuperate after their punishing defeat on the Isle of Wight and to gather their strength for whatever their cause demands of them at the  Copenhagen Summit. They have pitched an old army tent, roomy enough for the whole battalion, on the back lawn to dry and are using it as a break out room as they try to pluck victory from the blades of a wind turbine. They will probably settle for the publicity. Swoo would settle for the rent in advance. These lodgers stand between her, a sack of bills and a mad man for an ex-husband. And I mean mad man, all lower case, nothing to do with the glam TV show, unlike the men in Mad Men, the ex was vile but not at all smooth.

So that’s two women and two men trying to get things sorted after twenty years, many of them horribilis. Any tips I can offer you from our experience to prevent you from making the same errors, I hear you ask?  Swoo and I compared notes:

    • Our mother’s  warned us: one suggested the driver take evasive action on the way to the wedding
    • We both had flings with other people just before taking the plunge with the wrong man
    • Follow your instincts
Published Date:
07/02/2010
Modified Date:
07/02/2010



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