i found out for the first time yesterday that there is a bbc america showing our programs to the sofa lounging masses, and what alas are they watching a shameful mix of toff noesed brits or the new age english hardmen like vinnie jones or jason "kick things" staton, i mean yeah its better the everyone thinking we are hugh grant sipping tea and living castles but come on bbc giving them the inbetweeners and soon to be jemery kyle with i mut say is great cause it will stop all the lowlifes on it making more lowlifes watch it! tv like that is scum, people watching familys the same and worse off then them just to make there life feel and seem better but they have no one in there front room talking to then when their "oh he is lovely at home" heavy handed husband gets in!!
we may have just given the states channel four we dont need it any channel that feeds off big brother and the Fword deserves to get shipped like irish slaves to the americas. im starting to find that all anyone talks about is what they watched on tv last night, i get this odd feeling that the media and tv itself has cornored the human mind 6 million viewers a week watching the same program with the same adverts at the same time now aint that mass mind control if ever there was! and its so easy use sex, bitchyness and throw in an ugly underdog with a gift and they will main line it in to there spine as soon as there soul crushing 9-5 job ends just so they have something to talk about the next day!

this is more of a reminder for me then a blog i been offline so long i have had to store up my grumps and hates, so i just plan to list them and then write about then when i have more time! trust me when i say there all still fresh in my bitter mind! wear a poppy posters now only showing troops who have died lately with slogans like "wear a poppy for his family" we seem to be forgetting the poppy was a symbol of the two great wars which would of changed the world as we know it if not for are parents and grandparents  fighting and diying for our freedom but compared to this dam waste of life that is the war on terror its not even a big enough war to have a charity for the dead its only got one for the woundd which proves how sick and twisted warfare has become, yes they need are help but we are only the public and familys of these destroyed men we need are govoment to grow balls and help are heroes, its sad to think that this is the only real taste of combat these kids dying have ever experiance and they are unloved and underskilled, i never wanted to be a part of and i bet most of those badly hurt solider wish they never signed up, but that my friends is the point i like to make while sat at an unknown bar they took the Kings Shilling and its there job to defend the so called free world and go do as they are told so why are we all so shocked that they are doing there job! People die during wars if they didnt it would be renamed peace and praised as a swift silent non headline grabbing effort, but i hate to say this yes we have lost a lot of people because they are doing what they belive is right and even more cause they are being paid for it, so they can feed the sons and daughteres they leave at home, but please for one moment expand your mind cut down the barriers of race and religion and think about all the people they are sent to hunt down and kill are doing it for there own govoment and personal reasons, all soilders are they same there just following order no matter what side they are fighting on! 200 british soliders have died do we even know how many taliban or iraqes have died!!!

So here it is the week that licks the behind of Albert road, showing off how much cooler and down with the kids it is then anywhere else in Portsmouth, well to me its just another nail in the coffin of the alt music scene in portsmouth!
P5 pound a wristband just to go in to a few tiny pubs (all run by the same guy) get drunk and make Albert road even more violent and rowdy then it normally is!
i understand that i have been in this scene for 9 years now from working at the Horseshoe to djing at the forgotten goth club "schism" on the seafront. but i don't even want to go to any of the clubs anymore let alone those matching indie pubs on albert road, everyone is visited by the same people all the staff are the same, there is no new blood down that road, and the new kids that are joining the scene are more fashion then music!
Bring back the old days when route 66 was fun and not playing watered down emo and hardcore, cant people understand that a load of us have grow up going out in southsea and want to hear some of the stuff we used to love, we grown up why cant the clubs!
most of the music taste of the youth and regular albert road punters are so closed minded its hard to get everyone tasted suited for but they should really try it would double there clients and maybe stop most of us from wanting to move away to other more open minded mixed scene towns (Brighton, Camden, Cardiff).

Ok while im on this wavelength can we ban a regular curly haired Dj from ever touching a set of decks again, i now a fair few people that blame the decline in good nights on his lack of handy work and over selling of his so called own clubs! he my age and is worshipped by a load of underage people, some of you have been to his nights and have been witness to the poor excuse that is his mixing and then those half hourly bloody shout-outs for another one of his nights!
please this is me begging you the city of southsea to buck your ideas up get off your indie and hardcore high horse and bring in other types of music, you will keep southsea alive for years to come and maybe, just maybe we will all start to LOVE ALBERT ROAD.

oh this is more of a spit of bile hate then a blog!

that air head heavy chested sophie has only been out of the SS style big brother house for a week and already she has used her only money making card! you all know i mean here breasts, i cant believe she has already shown them to the world just for a quck flash of cash. she then says she want to be the next jordan, i know they cant watch the news or tv but i dont think anyone want to be that pathitic excuse of a xx chromosome!

 

Im not going to lie to you i have not watched any of the big brothers the idea of watching a group of progressively stupider people every waking hour is with out a doubt my kind of hell, you kind of wish the showers in the house where the bad kind of showers and by pressing the red button on your remote you turn them on!
it wouls save a lot of money, time and the publics braincells.

 

Im sat on a train picking up what seems to be the last of the free london papers only to be stunned to see that one of my cooking idols has died Mr Keith floyd is no more! Ok im not overly shocked that man put the wine in "wine and dine" but still the amount he has been though in the last few years makes it sad to think it all caught up with him, four failed wifes, a stroke, cancer and then a good old heart attack gets hm! we spend so much time in fear of the big C we seem to forget or sweep under the carpet of life the amount of people who suffer heart attacks and i know a fair few people who have been in my profession (a chef) who have had them or are well on there way to them! i hate to admit but the hours we work the stress involed and the lack of respect from anyone outside your kitchen walls is enough to weaken a mans heart. well i saulte you Mr Floyd i loved watching you on tv you enjoyed cooking more then booze they just go so well together hand in hand, his life was as fruitful as the red wine he loved.

the comes a time every day where i open a newspaper and so as long as my altered brain cam remember it is all about a washed up ex glamour model and her more slutty normal side!  can someone tell her that she is living proof of life imertating art and messing it up.
so they where a jungle love that all the sofa breeding public liked, any on with two O levels to rub togheter could of seen they where never going to work it was like a fairytale penned by stepten king, so when the "you know what" hit the fan why does everyone seem shocked its yet again anouther "ehich side do it take" media fight and i belive that she is losing! she want the syumpthy vote but a two week drunken orgy in a backwater spainish resort is not going to get you any fan let alone the right to see your children, i mean why pick a cagefighter after a cheezy singer, not the best step father for three young kids to have not to metion see romping with mummy!
her two personality seem to have merged and the evil side is on top, reality needs to deal her a grand slap to the face, but i feel the media and publc want to this beast drown in the spotlight, lets hope her only paid assests can keep her afloat.

Well here i am new place, better crunch proof job living the shameless lifestyle more booze and such less fresh fruit and daylight! and to be honest i have worked something out, yes i may and will get royally grumpy about the state of are country and world in general but there is nothing i can do a bout it in my messiah made image, coming to terms with this was not as hard as some of you may believe, to be honest i welcomed the lack of stress from shedding all those ist and ism's, i care greatly about what the future holds for us but greatly believe our past and present has ruined it, but less of this gloomy out look, if i cant change it i will have to enjoy it with my whole being, lets al see this dying planet locally and globally before its to late! i am happy to say it not effecting my way of life, honestly its improving it all my vices are becoming cheaper shame the people are becoming bitter.
Im not the captain of this sinking ship but i sure as hell plan to enjoy watching it from the lifeboats!

So as the world climbs in to bed on this hot sticky thursday in the year f our lord 2009, you know when they wake people will never forget where they where on the 25th of june! as the prince of pop moonwalked of the mortal coil in to a media free world full of childhood fun and monkeys! he left us with a legacy of secret, hurts and bizaree media freakshow! maybe nowhe have freedom and be happy! somewhere on a cloud playing vincent price and elivis