All change at Sleaford Terminal!

Trains and boats and roads!
I’ve commented many times of the changes happening in and around Sleaford: often taken from local newspapers and the TV. This week things seem to be coming to a head! All I could do was summarise and then catch my breath! I have concentrated on just a few but there are more! These are, I think, connected but perhaps not obvioulsy so. My comments are in the order in which they may be completed - but there are many ifs and buts. I have been in contact with Lincolnshire Highways and Eco2 for clarification.
So first there is the Biofuel development near Kirkby la Thorpe. I contacted the firm and they gave me this information: they are aiming to begin the construction programme in April 2010, although there won't be any significant activity on site until the end of the summer. There are procedures to be adopted. The plant should begin operating in autumn 2012. The proposed vehicle numbers remain at 100 per weekday (i.e. 50 in plus 50 out).
Secondly: the farm bridge development over the A17. This is progressing and will tie in with the cycle track netwok between Leasingham and Sleaford. It will phase in with the new houses, near the mini-rioundabout close to the main Holdingham Roundabout, which are expected to be near completion by end 2010. This will help relieve the A17 and open up the possibility of future developments near Sleaford Wood down to East Road.
Thirdly the Rec Road and the bridge over the railway line: which was approved by NKDC, as the responsible body, last June. Funding for this will come from a major retailer. Ordnance Survey is required to map this revision and will do so as part of their regular update process. Its’ exact number is not yet known as this will be determined following discussions between Highways and the Department for Transport.
Closure of the station gate: this will ultimately be decided by Lincolnshire Highways - in consulation with the Rail Authority.
Finally, for the time being, and maybe this is the real driving force: these developments may be to facilitate a link through Sleaford to the Werrington Junction near Peterborough. The link is to Doncaster: via Spalding and Sleaford. This may carry up to 100 Freight trains per day. This has been covered in a local weekly newspaper column ByTheWay by journalist John Pinchbeck’. Thanks John!
So it is, or may be, all happening. At least it offers a response to those who say Sleaford lacks development. However it represents a lot of change which some will welcome as the future for local jobs and security - and others won’t. The only anecdote to those who won't is:
I remember a story (apparently true) of a community in the Outer Hebrides who, at the Sunday Church, prayed for rain, after a long dry spell, as fresh water was in short supply. I can’t remember the exact words but the priest apparantly said, sic, “Dear Lord, please send rain to help us in our daily lives”. For the next week it didn’t just rain, in literally “peed” down non-stop. The next Sunday a bedraggled priest and congregation assembled in Church: the Priest clasped his hands together, looked up, and said ”Lord, dinna be ridiculous!”
Ditto for Sleaford perhaps! Cheers!
Published Date:
06/02/2010
Modified Date:
09/02/2010
North-South Divide for Sleaford?

Sleaford is in the prosperous part (really!).
Can we stay there? Do we want to?
I spent part of the week trying to help where I could with drainage problems. The local papers were highlighting problems near Sleaford - and this seemed to be part of the same problem. To be fair Anglian Water and our own NK Environmental people did help to resolve matters. Whether or not 'real or imaginary' I was getting the impression that our infrastructure might be creaking a bit under continuous expansion. Things might just get worse without more investment!
So I was interested in the latest regional and national news about which parts of the Country were prosperous and which weren't. They were talking about economic well-being rather than quality of life which can mean different things. Even within a community like Sleaford there are haves and have-not areas.
There has been much talk recently about the ‘haves’ and ‘have nots’ and the divides within England and the UK in general. We are in the haves area but I am sure some will disagree. See this haves/have-nots map for an idea of what it means. It’s a bit broad-brush.
It was mentioned on the local news recently with interviews with residents in Beverley (in a have-not area) who seemed to think the criteria being used was wrong anyway. They were happy (probably Beverley is not typical of a have-not area!) but that’s the problem with these type of study. I think may places near the Lincolnshire coast would not think themselves as being in the haves area.
Anyway what is important is what makes up a have or have not town (like Sleaford I suppose but we are smaller in size) and cities. I got this data from a Centre for Cities report. For the ‘haves’ the five to watch were given as: Brighton, Cambridge, Edinburgh, Milton Keynes, Reading. For the have-nots: Barnsley, Burnley, Doncaster, Newport and Stoke.
The ‘have’ cities/towns have strong private sectors, high levels of entrepeneurship, highly educated work-forces and large shares of knowledge intensive jobs. Most of these are much larger than Sleaford but you get the drift. Added to that I would add; a strong infrastructure of drainage and transport; and the affordability of housing for starters. The have-nots were those with low business start-up and a high rate of residents with no qualifications.
So where are we heading - and what does Sleaford need to invest in to get there?
Published Date:
31/01/2010
Modified Date:
02/02/2010
Double-Dips All Round
If in doubt - blame the weather!
I think it was Bill Clinton who said - it's the economy "stoopid"!
Well that might have been refined slightly. Now, with the prospect of maybe a double-dip recession it is being suggested that we might also get a double-dip cold spell. The link between weather and retail sales is well known: added to that the transport problems that occur and there is the prospect of a double whammy.
And weatherwise there are signs - with the Russian Anticyclone not wishing to give way just yet - we could end up with another cold snap by end January and into February. So keep tuned in to the weather forecasters and local warnings!!
Published Date:
27/01/2010
Modified Date:
04/02/2010
Sleaford Unemployment: one to watch!
There was good news and bad news on the unemployment front today!
The latest (Dec 2009) unemployment figures showed a slight drop nationally but for Sleaford the numbers have actually risen. There may be mitigating factors: nationally there appears to have been a bit of a spending 'boom' - if that is the right word - ahead of the VAT rise and stamp duty changes to house purchases. So employment may drop back a bit next time - but we shall see as I am not an economist.
For Sleaford there has been an increase in local unemployment -against the national trend. Unemployment by economic zone/travel to work areas reads as follows for Sleaford:
This Month Last Month Last Year Change on Last Year Current Rate
816 787 559 +257 +46% 3.2%
(data supplied from the Lincolnshire Researh Observatory)
However, the overall unemployment rate, for Sleaford, is low compared to the East Midlands and the England/Wales figures which are 4.0% and 4.1% respectively.
So one cheer for the relatively low level of unemployment in Sleaford but we need to work at it to get unemployment down in what we are told is a very fraught situation. Recession still biting!
It is the kids of tomorrow I am worried about!
Published Date:
21/01/2010
Modified Date:
26/01/2010
After the snow: sight of roadside litter!

Which is worst?
I often travel from here in Lincolnshire to Leicestershire and London. This last few days has been no exception, after the snow has cleared, to see family and friends. Of note was the sight of all the litter that is uncovered and that petrol prices seem higher than before Christmas. I thought it was just me but the AA confirms the petrol price trend. The cheapest I have seen is 107.9 and 109.9 (diesel) near Grantham. For most around Sleaford it is over 110p (petrol) and approaching 115p for diesel.
The roadside litter is a worry for more than one reason: when one of our potentially money earning markets is Tourism. I once picked an American Colleague up at Heathrow and he made the comment (as they often do but I really think he mean't it) of how nice it was to be in such a lovely country. This was on a stretch of the M4 near Windsor on the way to Reading but it applies elsewhere.
I don't think he would say the same today.
Published Date:
17/01/2010
Modified Date:
18/01/2010
Unusual Cold Weather for Sleaford?


A glitch in the Global Warming debate?
Have we forgotten how to cope in snow?
Latest Update 14 Jan: Flash Floods?
Postnote 9 Jan: I have been looking back on how this cold snap compares with previous ones. 1962/63 and 1981/82 come to mind! This cold snap seems to resemble 81/82 more than the earlier one: the 81/82 cold spell went from end November to about mid January.
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I took these photos today (Jan 8th) of the Lincoln Road and local off-road conditions. Off road was very tricky with much ice under the new snow that has fallen this morning. The Lincoln Road was moving and most cars (not all) were being driven sensibly.
These scenes seem typical of many parts of the Country (worse in some areas) but in the East Midlands away from the Pennine areas, Lincolnshire is having it as bad as anyone.
What it is doing is reopening the Global Warming debate. Many people are sceptical and the scientists (most anyway) are busy trying to show that these glitches can be expected but overall the Earth is warming up. It is a problem when Global Warming has now become politicized! There have been concerns, in the past, that as the sea ice and ice caps reduce in size there might be a shift if the trajectory, and intensity, of major Atlantic depressions. These depressions, driven by upper atmospheric jet streams, normally bring the British isles its traditional mild winters.
There are plenty of sites around trying to explain this. Here is what Paul Hudson the popular BBC Look North Weather Presenter is saying about it.
Published Date:
08/01/2010
Modified Date:
14/01/2010
Church Magazine Humour
As it is the year end and most people I meet seem to want it to end- here are some amusing tales re typing "errors", or at least innocent mistakes, in Church Magazines.
They were sent to me by an ex work colleague. I don't think any apply to Sleaford unless someone knows better. Happy New Year!!!
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The following have all appeared in church magazines so let us thank God for church ladies with typewriters!
-------------------------- Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals. -------------------------- Sunday morning sermon: 'Jesus Walks on the Water' Sunday evening sermon: 'Searching for Jesus.' -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. ------------------------------
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. -------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation . -------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. -------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. -------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. -------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice -------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. -------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. -------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. -------------------------- Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. -------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. -------------------------- This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and be prepared to sin.
-------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. -------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. -------------------------- The school drama group will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church hall on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. -------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. -------------------------- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!' |
Published Date:
31/12/2009
Modified Date:
31/12/2009
H&S Christmas Humour - Sleaford?
I received this from my source of funnies but maybe this one is a bit near the truth. Certainly an American colleague thought so. Even Santa Claus's bad habits are coming in for criticism.
Enjoy it as humour anyway. At least we have snow in the run up to Christmas.
Health and Safety guidelines for Carol Singing
The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around
The union of Shepherd's has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around she / he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star
Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipients name or perhaps give a gift voucher.
We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels hooves.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.
Published Date:
19/12/2009
Modified Date:
20/12/2009